Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'
Department Of Energy Employee Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Department of Energy employee? Our collection offers clever, professionally drawn items that combine humor and appreciation, perfect for those powering our nation's energy initiatives. Whether they work in renewable energy or nuclear science, find a gift that brightens their workspace and shows your support.
'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
"The Nominees"
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
E.U. Russian Oil Embargo
EXXON EXTINCTION
"Woo-hoo!"
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
Home Heating Oil
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
Secret Agent Men
Big oil.
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
Wisconsin's War on Unions!
"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."
"We're phasing out Russian oil."
"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."
Pipeline bends around a bear.
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
"Public employee"
'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'
'ALP Electric Company'
HomeSec We Hardly Knew Ye
"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."
'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'
US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump
China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.
"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"
The Ekert Saga: '...We have reports from the northeast that contentment might be breaking out...'
Department Of Energy Employee Gifts Collection
Department Of Energy Employee Mugs
Explore our collection of Department of Energy-themed mugs—great for brightening mornings and keeping the energy flowing.
Department Of Energy Employee Pillows
Check out our energy-inspired pillows—great for adding comfort and humor to any workspace or living room.
Department Of Energy Employee Prints
See our energy-themed prints—an inspiring addition to any office or home, celebrating the spirit of innovation and science.
Department Of Energy Employee T-Shirts
Browse our selection of energy-themed t-shirts—perfect casual wear that honors their vital work in powering progress.