"The Nominees"
Energy Department Staff Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for energy department staff? Our collection features clever and humorous products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their essential work in keeping the lights on. These unique items combine professionalism with wit, making them ideal for colleagues, supervisors, or friends who work tirelessly behind the scenes. Whether for a birthday, a thank-you, or just because, find a gift that energizes their day and brings a smile to their face.
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
E.U. Russian Oil Embargo
Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
"Woo-hoo!"
EXXON EXTINCTION
'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.
Big oil.
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"
US Energy Consumption
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'
"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."
"We're phasing out Russian oil."
"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."
Earth's energy
Pipeline bends around a bear.
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
"Well? I told you this would happen."
EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green
'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'
"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."
"Cop 20"
Long on talk...short memories.
'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'
'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'
'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'
Energy Department Staff Gifts Collection
Energy Department Staff Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed specifically for energy department staff. Find the perfect funny or thoughtful design to brighten their mornings.
Energy Department Staff Pillows
Looking for a fun way to decorate? Check out our pillows that celebrate energy department staff with humor and style, perfect for adding personality to any space.
Energy Department Staff Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that honor energy workers. Bright, humorous, and inspiring, they’re perfect for decorating home offices or workspaces.
Energy Department Staff T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for energy department professionals. These shirts make great gifts and are ideal for casual days at work or weekends.