Fuel Delivery Specialist T-Shirts

'. . .I ran out of fuel. Can you please send someone out for me?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Critical Ethanol report

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

The Heating Oil Problem.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'What luck!'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

Gasoline fuel theft

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Supreme Gas

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'It's a hybrid.'

Summer Gas Price Hikes

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

Regular and decaf fuel.

Fuel rationing in Portugal

Petrol 10 kms ahead

fuel price hike

"Stop laughing, I really have run out of petrol!"

Buyway Robbery