Fuel Delivery Driver Mugs

Rescue Dog brings Gas to the Snowmobile.

"Stop laughing, I really have run out of petrol!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Exit Next Left

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'