Meal Delivery Driver Gifts

'Call it your just desserts for being a dirty old man!'

LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

French Early Bird

Santa called but you were out!

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Heavy meals on wheels

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.