Meal Delivery Devotee Gifts

LAY ZEE FUK

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Food deliverer's baby.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

French Early Bird

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Heavy meals on wheels

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

The Aisle

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!