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LAY ZEE FUK

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Food deliverer's baby.

Heavy meals on wheels

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

French Early Bird

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

The Aisle

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!