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The Official Covid-19 Diet

Food deliverer's baby.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

French Early Bird

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."