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Chinese meals on wheels

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Heavy meals on wheels

French Early Bird

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

The Aisle

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

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"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'