Meal Delivery T-Shirts

'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

French Early Bird

Heavy meals on wheels

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Modern Cupid

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'