Meal Delivery Driver T-Shirts

'Call it your just desserts for being a dirty old man!'

LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

French Early Bird

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Heavy meals on wheels

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Santa called but you were out!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'