Meal Delivery Gifts

'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Heavy meals on wheels

French Early Bird

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Modern Cupid

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'