Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.
Meal Worshiper Gifts
Looking for a gift for your meal worshiper friend or loved one? Our collection features witty, lovingly crafted items that celebrate their culinary devotion. Whether they’re passionate about breakfast, lunch, or dinner, these gifts turn their love for food into delightful keepsakes—great for home, kitchen, or as a conversation starter.
LAY ZEE FUK
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
Heavy meals on wheels
Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.
'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'
"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."
'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'
Sermon on the Grounds...
"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"
'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'
Fitness in church.
Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!
'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'
'Money DOES make me happy.'
Worshiping the TV.
"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)
'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'
The Worship of Money
'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'
Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.
'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''
'I'm writing everything off for religious reasons since I worship the dollar.'
'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'
The New Gods
'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'
Praying for a place at university.
'Corinth takes his first amendment religious rights seriously. He's a money worshipper.'
Church of the Almighty Dollar, today's sermon, buy low, sell high.
Hail the mighty raisin scone! Why? You didn't hear? Yesterday, I started to pray to this holy pastry and today it is sunny outside. These days that counts as scientific proof of the scone's awesome divine powers. Too thin on logic? Ask it for a new iPhone.
"I ❤️ me"
Arlo Smith - Nobody Special But Rich Enough To Build This Statue
Public Welcome! Join our Morning Prayer Service, Worshipping the Almighty Dollar.
Bless this Turkey...
"He has some food issues."
Meal Worshiper Gifts Collection
Meal Worshiper Mugs
Explore our collection of meal worshiper mugs to bring a humorous and heartfelt touch to their everyday coffee breaks.
Meal Worshiper Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate their passion for meals—perfect for home or cafe decor.
Meal Worshiper Prints
Browse our art prints that showcase fun and loving designs for meal enthusiasts—ideal for kitchen walls or dining rooms.
Meal Worshiper T-Shirts
Discover amusing and stylish meal worshiper t-shirts—great for anyone who loves to wear their foodie pride.