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Prayerful Eater Gifts
Looking for a gift for a prayerful eater? Explore our collection of fun, respectful, and heartfelt items that combine faith and a passion for good food. Ideal for someone who appreciates humor with a spiritual touch, our products bring joy and encouragement to their daily routine. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, you can find a gift that celebrates their unique blend of devotion and culinary love.
'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'
"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'
Drive-thru Church
7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.
"Amen. Please help me up."
"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'
The church of our lady of wall street.
"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."
"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."
"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."
"Are we allowed to pray?"
Put it in writing!
Me, Alice and God
'Last guy up blow out the candles.'
Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'
Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.
"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."
Exercise for the end of the day...
"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."
Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"
'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'
'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'
'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'
Pray now - Go later.
California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.
'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'
Amen
'Happy New Year to you!'
"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."
Prayerful Eater Gifts Collection
Prayerful Eater Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate prayerful eaters? Our collection of mugs offers humorous and heartfelt designs perfect for daily inspiration.
Prayerful Eater Pillows
Find cozy pillows that capture the spirit of prayerful eaters. Perfect for adding a touch of faith and humor to any living space.
Prayerful Eater Prints
Decorate their home with inspiring prints for prayerful eaters. Choose from designs that bring faith, humor, and warmth into every room.
Prayerful Eater T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts for prayerful eaters, combining faith, humor, and love for food into stylish, comfortable wear that’s perfect for any occasion.