Prayerful Runner Gifts

'Does your friend exercise religiously?' - 'Sure - if you listen closely, I think you can hear him praying under his breath.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Olympic Torch Training

The church of our lady of wall street.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Me, Alice and God

Why god isn't listening...

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Exercise for the end of the day...

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Answer to Prayers - NO

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

Pray now - Go later.

Jesus Feeds the 5K

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?

Amen