Prayerful Runner Prints

'Does your friend exercise religiously?' - 'Sure - if you listen closely, I think you can hear him praying under his breath.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Olympic Torch Training

The church of our lady of wall street.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Me, Alice and God

Why god isn't listening...

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Answer to Prayers - NO

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Pray now - Go later.

Jesus Feeds the 5K

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?