Prayerful Eater Pillows

Bless this Turkey...

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Me, Alice and God

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Pray now - Go later.

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Amen

'Happy New Year to you!'

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."