Grocery Delivery Devotee Gifts

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Heavy meals on wheels

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Mouse shopping after hours

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'