Delivery Strategist Gifts

Bowler requests permission from skipper to bowl

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Supply Chain

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

I think I can...

The Two Economies

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Where has he been so long?

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Milkshake Shortage

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

"If we increase the price by fifteen per cent we'll be able to give bigger discounts."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Gifts? No gifts this year. The Reindeer are half-starved because there is no more food due to the collapsed supply chains and the shortage of truck drivers and the elves are in corona quarantine."