Doorstep Delivery Analyst Gifts

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Junk Mail.

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"You're closer. You get it."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'I think it wants a tip.'

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."