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Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

"You're closer. You get it."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."

Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.