Modern-day Delivery Observer T-Shirts

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Exit Next Left

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Anything for me?"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."