Modern-day Delivery Observer Prints

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Anything for me?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Santa's Out Tray.

'Here's the junk mail.'