Delivery Strategist Prints

Bowler requests permission from skipper to bowl

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

I think I can...

The Two Economies

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Where has he been so long?

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Milkshake Shortage

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

"If we increase the price by fifteen per cent we'll be able to give bigger discounts."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."