"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."
Package Delivery Pro Gifts
Finding the perfect gift for a package delivery pro calls for something that honors their dedication and love for the delivery game. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, our collection is designed to bring a smile to their face. Show appreciation for their effort with a thoughtful gift that makes their daily hustle a little brighter, whether they’re on the route or adjusting to the delivery life.
Amazon Drones Delivering Babies
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Fragile stamper.
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
North Pole twinned with Amazon
"Anything for me?"
Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"
"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"
'Did you order something from Amazon?'
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
Transplant delivery
'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'
"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."
"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
Working hard to maintain customer relations
"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"
"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"
Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!
"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"
It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"
'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'
'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'
Home Business - Overnight Delivery.
Discreet Shipping
Another delivery by UPMS.
Package Delivery Pro Gifts Collection
Package Delivery Pro Mugs
Looking for the right mug to complement your package delivery pro’s daily routine? Explore our collection of humorous and personalized mugs designed to make their coffee breaks brighter.
Package Delivery Pro Pillows
Treat a package delivery professional to a cozy pillow featuring fun designs and phrases. Perfect for relaxing after a long day on their feet.
Package Delivery Pro Prints
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with our charming prints celebrating the delivery profession. Great for home or work environments.
Package Delivery Pro T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the package delivery hero in your life. Our collection blends humor with comfort—ideal for casual days and delivering smiles.