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"This item was sourced by Patty, packed by Alice, and sent on its way with a light kiss on the address label from Sarah."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Bullseye!

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Fragile stamper.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

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