Packaging Puzzle Enthusiast Pillows

"It's in the original clamshell packaging...I couldn't open it in the first place!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Can You Spot the Differences?

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Access Denied!

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"Frank?"

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Everyone thinks they can do it

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

Absentee ballot.

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

The importance of having your Is tested.

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

This Side Up.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Glop With Packaging

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."