Parcel Perceiver Pillows

'Special Delivery!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Caution Fragile

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

This Side Up.

A parcel of postmen

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Peter Mandelson.

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Listen mate - don't mess me about! Did you, or did you not, 10 years ago, adopt a mountain lion cub. . .??"

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Post Office (packages for delivery)

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