Package Pickers Pillows

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Fragile stamper.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

The Scenic Route

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Special Delivery!'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Discreet Shipping

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'It's for Pookie.'

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

Oranges, lemons and limes.

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

Picking berries

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

"It's O.K. I've got it."

Shopaholic 2011.

'A large box from Hickory Farms is being held for you in the package room.'