Parcel Purveyor Pillows

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Special Delivery!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Caution Fragile

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Another delivery by UPMS.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

Peter Mandelson.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

This Side Up.

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

Agoraphobic's shrine

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Post Office (packages for delivery)

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

"This item was sourced by Patty, packed by Alice, and sent on its way with a light kiss on the address label from Sarah."

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

'The Express Delivery Wars Heat Up.' A clerk at a delivery service says to a man: 'And there will be an in-flight movie for your package.'

Postman's Knock.

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'