Parcel Planner Pillows

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Bad Office Planning

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Father Time Management

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Praying for a goal assist.

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'