Parcel Delivery Prints

'The Express Delivery Wars Heat Up.' A clerk at a delivery service says to a man: 'And there will be an in-flight movie for your package.'

Leonard Sippowitz, neighbour of the beast.

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

Sisyphus Pizza

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Beware of the dog.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Somebody order a pizza?"

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