Package Sender Gifts

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Fragile stamper.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

I can't smile without you...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Special Delivery!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

Christmas postie!

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

Cards For Cats.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

Semaphore Problems

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."