Delivery Service Aficionados Mugs

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Moon Pies.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Cornucopia Prime

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Why Leave Home?

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Agoraphobic's shrine

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.