Delivery Enthusiast Mugs

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

Home Fast Food Delivery

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Baby name suggestions.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Postal Worker Satisfaction

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

Agoraphobic's shrine

Bucket brigade delivery.

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stops the mail from going through ... but inefficiency sure does.'