Delivery App Enthusiast Mugs

"We're not paying for that. It took so long for you to get here, we ordered from your online delivery service!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Heavy meals on wheels

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Postal Worker Satisfaction

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

Bucket brigade delivery.

Fresh deliveries.

"There will come a time when Amazon drones will be as common as mail trucks."

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

"This is your low-cost metro delivery system?"

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

The take-out drone

Santa sends it all by FedEx.