Dysfunctional Family Fan Gifts

Family acid trip

Bright idea

Family with pets.

At the market

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Holiday Travel.

'I found another pothole.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

You never caw.

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Freak Family.

"We moved here for the schools."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Honey I'm Home

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'Wednesday wave.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Sharing sweets with dad.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Father to son pig...'Son ,remember, mud is thicker than water.'

At home with the Tangleheads

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Look, I think she recognised you!'