Dysfunctional Family Fan Pillows

Family acid trip

Bright idea

Family with pets.

At the market

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Holiday Travel.

'I found another pothole.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"We moved here for the schools."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Freak Family.

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Honey I'm Home

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Wednesday wave.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

At home with the Tangleheads

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

That side up.