Fault Line Fan Pillows

Tear Along this Line.

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Bright idea

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Monk Prompt

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

First past the post.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"Thank you."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

Toy repair.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Maraschino, Inc.