Fault Line Fan Pillows

Tear Along this Line.

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Bright idea

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Monk Prompt

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

First past the post.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'I found another pothole.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Thank you."

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Toy repair.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Maraschino, Inc.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'We need someone in here, like now.'