Tech Troubleshooting Fans Pillows

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

Bright idea

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Mower Repair

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Toy repair.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

Tech-Support

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.