Double Trouble Duo Fan Pillows

Tennis Match.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"It's not what you think."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Frankie and Annette.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Tennis talking over the net.

'Anyone for doubles?'

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"So close."

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

"No, I don't think Tna Fey and Amy Poehler would want you to be a part of what they've got going."

"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

"Trish, this is my mother. Mom, put down the cheese grater."

'We come as a pair - we're applying for headship and assistant post.'

The single adventure of Double Dog.

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."