Dysfunctional Duo Supporter Pillows

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Just be yourself."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Pokemon Get Lost

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Frankie and Annette.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Tennis Match.

Have you been naughty or nice?

'It's a box set of box sets.'

'Anyone for doubles?'

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

"So close."

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

"Someday all this Corona stuff will be over, and we'll return to our normal level of dysfunctionality."

"No, I don't think Tna Fey and Amy Poehler would want you to be a part of what they've got going."

'Amazing, Holmes! You can deduce all that just by looking at me?'

"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."

"On the plus side at least I never have to think what to wear anymore."

Family acid trip

'We come as a pair - we're applying for headship and assistant post.'

"Come home when the radiation lights turn on."

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

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Two identical men at party, "Harvey this is William, he impersonates people"

"You can stop smiling... I just said I wanted a divorce to see if you were listening!"

"The doctor prescribed going wireless after I told her I kept tripping over all the cords lying around."