Flying Dutchman Fan Gifts

Captain in a storm

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Give quiche a chance!

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Migrating cows.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

The Red Baron meets his match.

Jokes machine.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Superintendent

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

Meet Thy Doom

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"Never seen a cow before?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

Bob the comedy elephant,thanked the hyenas for being a wonderful audience.

Sheep Ballast