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Captain in a storm

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Give quiche a chance!

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Migrating cows.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

The Red Baron meets his match.

Jokes machine.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Michael McIntyre.

Superintendent

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Meet Thy Doom

"Never seen a cow before?"

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Freak Accident Specialist

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

David Letterman

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

Sheep Ballast