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"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Tasty bird.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Twins

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Businessman fences with three others.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"I ask for nothing but your company."

Gemini