Double Trouble Handler Pillows

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Tennis Match.

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Some people don't know whent to quit.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

'Anyone for doubles?'

Stupid Excuse

'This is coming out of your allowance!'