Double Trouble Handler Pillows

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'You're fired. The test results came back and you tested positive for crack.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

Rubbish spoiling water falls

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

Tennis Match.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Stupid Excuse

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Al's bedroom was directly above Lance's, and he enjoyed driving him slowly insane by never letting him hear the other shoe drop �

'Anyone for doubles?'

Some people don't know whent to quit.