Toddler Trouble Enthusiast Pillows

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Houdini's infancy.

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'She has great communication skills.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

Father's Day

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

"I Hate Carrots."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"I think the flush is broken."

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"I think you hair needs washing"

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'