Toddler Troubleshooting Pro Pillows

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Beware of teething baby.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Technology is for babies!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Camera not working."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

'Last month you were our history teacher, now you're just history.'

"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."

Honey? Little help in here? Prove you're not an idiot: Incorrect. Try again.

'No Jason, you can't call tech support.'