Teething Troubleshooters Pillows

'Beware of teething baby.'

Cry babies.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"I think I found the phone."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"He started teething this morning."

Wrong end of extension cord.

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'Baby's teething.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."