Tent Troubleshooters Pillows

'Was it windy last night...?'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Husband sleeps in a tent next to his wife in the family bed

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.